Cocktail Confessions

Holy Sweet Baby Jesus!!

If this isn’t the mother of all Ghetto advertising, I don’t know what is.  I mean with a ringing endorsement of  “Bitches will be all up on your dick when you walk in a room sporting this ass raping poncho!” , how could any Old English swilling, crack smoking, tin-plated grill wearing, old skool pimp go wrong?

And for you ladies, “Pretend you ain’t fat!” is rock solid marketing that any toothless, carney-going, Boonsefarm drinking, extension wearing, bubble booty ho would love to be wearing in style with her man.

This is pure gold.  I’d love to see their marketing campaign for shoes and pants while they’re at it.  What in Sam Hill tar-nation was going through their minds?  In what exact magazine or trade would you find this in?

I swear the lady poncho looks like a picture you’d find in your parents J.C. Penny catalog from the Angie Disckenson collection ro something.