Only in Japan
admin | February 19, 2010 | 12:04 pm
So as any self respecting nerdy geek like myself will admit to without embarrassment, I enjoy video games. Always have. My very first console was an Intellivision, followed by the following: Sega Genesis, Nintendo 64, Xbox, Wii, Xbox 360. That doesn’t include the portable systems I’ve owned as well: GameBoy advance and PSP nor my pure gaming rig, the PC computer.
Anyways, I’ve played a lot of games over the years. Some good, some bad, some strange. But Japan has the market on weird shit as the picture states. The land of the rising sun in all their tech savvy ways is also very perverted. That’s not to say the Germans and a few other European countries don’t give the Japanese a run for their money when it comes to eroticism and perversion…well, I suppose perversion is in the eye of the beholder, but the Japanese often blend sex with just about anything they can. Take vending machines for instance: it is well known that Japanese business men can often be seen dropping coins into public vending machines in order to obtain panties. Yes…panties. Not sure if they are ‘used’ or not, but no one seems to think this is out of the ordinary over there.
They are also obsessed with Manga, or to qualify, cartoonish looking robots and young school girls with larger than life eyes,
huge breasts, and some kind of innocent-slash-constipated look on their faces.
Now throw in video games.
This is what you get: Eroge, a video games that not only encourages masturbation, but also keeps score and statistics regarding your solo activities if you feel so inclined. Yes, you are indeed reading this correctly….the game keeps track of how many times you have decided to a choke the proverbial chicken. There are numerous categories you can enter data in (wash your hands first though), such as: Did you use socks today? How long did it take you? How many times did you spank the monkey today? You get the idea. The best part is, there is a handy graphing tools as well for those math centric racial stereotyping we are go good at. Hey, go compare your graph with that of your friend. Fun!


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