Cocktail Confessions

A 50-year-old California man says he ordered French onion soup and bit into a condom instead of melted cheese.

Zdenek Philip Hodousek of Mission Viejo, CA sued a local Claim Jumper restaurant Tuesday (7/21/09)in Orange County Superior Court. He is seeking unspecified damages.

Hodousek’s attorney, Eric Traut, says his client wants restaurant employees’ DNA tested to find a match to female DNA allegedly found on the condom.

A public relations firm representing Claim Jumper says an internal probe (heh, they said ‘probe’) revealed no employee wrongdoing.

The firm says Hodousek took the so-called “foreign object” found in his soup with him, and there is no proof it is the same item later submitted to a lab for testing.

CC:  This sounds fishy (no pun intended), but why does the guy know that ‘female’ DNA was allegedly found on the condom?  One owuld think thiswould be eitehr cooked off in teh heating prcoess, or if anything, you’d want to teset for the male DNA inside the condom.  Anyway, well yeah…um…anyway.  No – I got nothing.